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Barking at the Wood Waffle

Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.

by Ed the Trell January 6, 2019


Blue Waffle Diner

A chain of whore houses that specialize in serving very tasty vaginal treats.

"Dude, you feeling OK? "
"Not really, I ate at the Blue Waffle Diner last night"

by GeorgeKale December 7, 2017


Waffle turned spoon

Someone who changes opinion quickly, someone often looked down upon for not having any moral basis of opinion

Man that guy is such a waffle turned spoon

by Obviously correct April 12, 2023


BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE

WHEN A MAN REACHES CLIMAX AND EJACULATES INTO ALL THE CREVACES AROUND THE RECEIVERS VAGINA AND ASS...

BEING DEFINED WHEN I EJACULATED, I PULLED OUT AND CAME ALL OVER HER SO WELL IT WAS LIKE I WAS BUTTERING YOUR WAFFLE...

by ak powerstroker December 27, 2016


Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face

Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.

by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017


Cherry Waffle Stomps

When a menstruating female yanks out her tampon in a communal shower and stomps it down the grated drain.

Kristin was in a hurry to shower after the gym so she did the Cherry Waffle Stomps in the shower.

by Larry The Unstable Guy February 9, 2021


chunky waffle butt

disgusting cellulite and fat which is found on a person's ass and thigh area, usually it is seen on fat/obese women at the beach wearing the teenyest bikinis, or sunbathing naked

damn, that bitch has got some crazy ass chunky waffle butt!! how do they let people like this on the beach? it makes me sick! hahaha

by E=mc2 July 17, 2006

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