wet camel

Sweaty camel toe

I was working out so hard that I got a wet camel.

Wet Wolstenholme

A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.

“Awight, Gaz? Looks like you’ve ‘ad a Wet Wolstenholme on the way ahhht o’ de bogs there mate”

Wet chocolate

When you take a shit in the shower and get the nasty fealing inbetween your ass cheecks like they are sticking together.

When you take a shit in the shower "bro i just got out of some wet chocolate"

on that wet tip

A Boston, MA originated phrase used to describe something of great appreciation.

Commonly used to replace mainstream-ass words like tight, dope, phat, rad, dank, bomb, gnarly... etc.

Indigenous to Back Bay, but can also be heard in Cambridge, and even in some sketchy neighborhoods in Allston.

(At a concert)
Person 1: Damn, that guitar player's tones are on that wet tip!
Person 2: Yeah man, his rig sounds amazing!

Wet Spooning

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.

"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."

wet cosmo

When a woman is fondling you and uses your man fluid as lubricant and shoves it up your ass

As i ejaculated, this bitch asked me if i want a wet cosmo and the shoved her finger up my ass

Wet Martha

is a double wet willey

when somone comes up behind with two wet fingers and plunges them into both ears at the same time while screaming Wet martha