Diamonds up against that wood

The word perfectly describes wearing diamond rings on your hand, while grabbing a "wood" grain steering wheel.
This term is mostly used in the Southern region of the USA, more specifically in Texas, and was popularized by the legendary Texas duo, UGK (Pimp C and Bun B) on their song, "Diamonds & Wood."

Mayne, you can't mess with my Slab, when I'm ridin' around, with my Diamonds up against that wood.

Does the Pope Pope In the woods?

A question you ask when the answer is a blisteringly obvious yes.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.

"You want another beer?"
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Phrase used to answer a question that has an obvious "yes" or "no" answer. Made famous by Carl Johnson (CJ) of GTA: San Andreas.

Caesar: You wanna make some money?

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

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hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods

Code name for being hung over after a night of heavy drinking; commonly used in dorms

Man 1: Where is Jack?

Man 2: He's not up yet he is probably hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods.

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Wood oaks Jr. High

THE worst school you could ever go to. Its full of Jews, and prude people. The dudes are all stupid and prude, and the girls are all normal- the only NORMAL thing about the school.

The assistant principal is the biggest asshole in the world, and one of the teachers was in a pron video -NO JOKE-

Jordan: "Dude your school sucks monkey balls!"

Nicole: "I know! I go to Wood Oaks Jr. High!"

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hare-wood high-five

This is when two guys fuck 1 bitch at the same time , 1 in the ass and the guy gets a blowjob. Then they high-Five each other!

Me and john gave sperm belly shelly a hare-wood high-five last nite.

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Identity V Emma Woods

A girl with brown hair, a quite messed up straw hat, and (possibly) a green-ish apron with patches on it. She is, most likey, 22 years old and known as the gardener in Identity V.

Person 1: Have you heard of Identity V Emma Woods?

Person 2: Yeah, she seems so cute!

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