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Used as an exclamation when a person with a penis is ejaculating. Comes from a comparison of a penis looking very much like a gun, and their cum acting like bullets being fired.
*person 1 and 2 are fucking*
Person 1- "Shit, I'm getting close"
Person 2- "Me too, baby"
Person 1- "Fuck, gun's going off (as they ejaculate)"
When a girl is on her period and squeezes her stomach
“I’m a human jelly squirt gun after that hug you gave me!”
The Dostevei in the N64 game, Goldeneye. So called because it's gray.
I just picked up two Dosteveis, gonna' bust a cap up in your grill.
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A variation of the famous one in the pink and two in the stink routine because the thumb plays the one-string banjo at the same time
I gave the missus a Quimmerson Love Gun last night and i made her cum so hard she almost had an aneurysm !
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A phrase frequently used by members of the National Rifle Association, Focus on the Family, and other conservative Christian groups aimed at abusing representative democracy to impose biblical law on non-Christians. Originally used to describe a concealed-carry permit holder who shoots a would-be attacker before they can accomplish real harm, but has since been co-opted to refer to white supremacists, especially current and former members of the military, American law enforcement (don't even get me started on the SROs), and other ammosexual evangelist control freaks. Not something Jesus Christ would approve of if he were alive today.
Thank god the NRA went bankrupt after the Capitol Insurrection.
After watching the news coverage of the insurrection at the Capitol Building, I'll never hear the phrase, "Good guy with a gun," the same way ever again.
Have you noticed how many, "good guys with guns," are just straight up Nazis and klansmen?
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Throwing a hand full of rocks at someone because you can't afford a real gun.
Boy 1: Did you hear about Jimmy getting shot by a Mexican Machine Gun?
Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?
Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.
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Texting people a couple words at a time in separate messages
Hey
<send>
are you here?
<send>
I can't find you.
<send>
I'm at the front door.
<send>
- Response
Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>
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