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This guy is a legend he pops all the thats and he is a man with no fucks at all this guy is a mega that destroyer
"OH SHIT ITS ASIAN MAN WITH GUN"
"IM A THOT"
A great boxer with so many skills who works very hard and tries her best to please everyone around her.
Machine Gun Shelly is my favorite boxer!
The Dostevei in the N64 game, Goldeneye. So called because it's gray.
I just picked up two Dosteveis, gonna' bust a cap up in your grill.
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A phrase frequently used by members of the National Rifle Association, Focus on the Family, and other conservative Christian groups aimed at abusing representative democracy to impose biblical law on non-Christians. Originally used to describe a concealed-carry permit holder who shoots a would-be attacker before they can accomplish real harm, but has since been co-opted to refer to white supremacists, especially current and former members of the military, American law enforcement (don't even get me started on the SROs), and other ammosexual evangelist control freaks. Not something Jesus Christ would approve of if he were alive today.
Thank god the NRA went bankrupt after the Capitol Insurrection.
After watching the news coverage of the insurrection at the Capitol Building, I'll never hear the phrase, "Good guy with a gun," the same way ever again.
Have you noticed how many, "good guys with guns," are just straight up Nazis and klansmen?
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A variation of the famous one in the pink and two in the stink routine because the thumb plays the one-string banjo at the same time
I gave the missus a Quimmerson Love Gun last night and i made her cum so hard she almost had an aneurysm !
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Throwing a hand full of rocks at someone because you can't afford a real gun.
Boy 1: Did you hear about Jimmy getting shot by a Mexican Machine Gun?
Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?
Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.
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the penis, especially when ejaculating. release of some hot, sticky, 'mucilage' sometimes resulting in the eventual appearance of an uninvited 'guest'!
can you come over on thursday? (response:) i guess so, i'll just be playing with my hot glue gun!
made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!
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