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At first Sam seems to be a genuinely good guy with good intentions, but behind his fake exterior he is just a menacing dog that will lie, steal and backstab just to get what he wants, and look out because he is known to call rape when he engages in sexual activitys with his mates because he can't handle the fact that he likes some dick. He's just a junky dog
Oh Sam Taylor? Yeah he stole all my shit after he realised my dick was bigger than his
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It is absolutely tiny and it can not be sucked. Too small for any sexual pleasure.
He has a Sam Dick, it is micro.
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You can probable catch this kid sitting in his basement playing with himself , or raping girls .. or guys . School dropout , diagnosed with the broken heart syndrome.
Stop being a bitch your acting like sam fatata
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A fan of the Michigan State Spartans who has no direct affiliation to the university but who loudly and obnoxiously proclaims his/her allegiance while wearing goods and apparel purchased at a local Sam's Club store.
"We" kicked your guys butts! Go Green! Wooo hoooo!!!
Wow, what a Sam's Club Spartan that guy is.
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One who practially lives on Ham
Gosh, Sam fat ham must of ate all the ham!
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1) a film by Jessie Nelson about Sam Dawson (Sean Penn), a man with a development disability, who raises his 7y.o. daughter, Lucy (Dakota Fanning)
2) a quote from sam-i-am, a character from Dr Seuss's book, Green Eggs and Ham
1) that movie with sean penn in it, i am sam, is so sad =(
2)I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!
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a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob
Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing
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