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The phrase given to the special zone an ex is placed in reference to the fact that she ain't having sex with him anymore but still wants him to come over to help when she need a man to do the job.
Ex boyfriend..:: "Hey man I'm gonna go help my ex with her heater."
Good friend...: ".Bro.... you gonna leave early to go help your ex. She did you wrong man. "
Ex boyfriend...:"I know. But she says I hold a special place in her heart. So maybe there is still a chance"
Good friend...:"no homie.... you have been heart zoned. There is no going back and getting the pudenda after that. !!"
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the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.
daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
As a Southern lady, I can tell you there are several meanings to this Southern phrase.
1. If something terrible happens to you, I say it as a way to say "That really sucks! I feel sorry for you." I'll look at you with genuine sympathy.
2. If I look at you with a sardonic smile, I'm trying to call you an idiot without sounding rude.
3. If I look annoyed or mad, that means you've really crossed the line and you're not in good stead with me. It's my way of saying "Go fuck yourself!!!" when I'm in a situation where I can't just say that.
1. "Your mama has cancer? Oh, bless your heart. I'll be praying for you."
2. "I don't know what that guy was thinking when he said that was a good idea, bless his heart."
3. This man was rude and he needed to be put in his place, so I looked him in the eyes and said "Well, bless your heart!".
this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart
Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*
what a tragedy ! i'm gettin my heart's desire !
this is when you are heart broken times three and even one time is really really bad and can make someone want to commit suicide.. and doctors don't help they just be making it worst for people to want to do it even more. let me explain a example of how someone can be triple heart broken. so let's say someone lost their wife who he really love and was the best man possible to her, let's say this happen because their new born daughter was killed. that two heart broken effects right there, and now let's say some girl that is evil but looks really good in public and is a young girl or pretending to be a young girl and can still can pretend to be young underage girl at the age of 28. let's say this girl was mad he wouldn't date her and shes beautiful and sexy and he's faithful to his wife. and she lie on him and said he rape her. to lock him up thinking he scared to have sex with her because she under age and would go to prison for it and she make it happen anyway when she thinks he was trying to avoid it. and let's say this guy is a hero who always protect all girls and women from rape and he hates it and vowed to GOD he wouldn't even do it. and an example of an Quad heart break that is four times he could of rape his wife in the beginning before they got married and couldn't help his strong feelings of love for her.
he's triple heart broken? i doubt he's still living through that immense pain agony and suffering mix up no matter how much time passes by, even his old lost wife ask why are you still hurting?