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The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail
"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"
"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"
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No Mr. President, we can not serve ghetto crab legs at the ball tonight!
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When a girl has more fat in her legs than in her midsection, so she looks do-able from the waist up, and chunky from the waist down.
Scene: Girl slowly walks out of pool on the stairs
Alex: "Whoa man, check out that chick!"
James:"She looks pretty fine."
Alex:"Yea she does! She is the hottes... holy shit!"
James:"DAMN SHE GOT THEM CHUNKY LEGS!"
(girl in pool is a victim of chunky leg syndrome)
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1.A woman's legs that easily spread.
2. A woman who likes to have sex a lot.
I told Ann that she had peanut butter legs. She didn't know what I was talking about. So I told her you legs are nice and smooth and easy to spread like peanut butter.
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slang for lying usually used in Man 2 sentence
Man 1: you left the fridge open
Man 2: you better not be pulling my leg
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A proud man with a cock so large it is comparable to the size of his leg
I was in the Turkish bath house and saw a 3-legged racist whose cock was so large I was under the impression he had a birth defect of a third leg. The 3 leg racist whipped his dick around so much I got fanned with wind; he was very proud.
The three-legged racists was proud of his cock since it was so large.
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The act of having sex.
"I was in Chicago with Robert once. We were in his hotel room and these girls came and banged on the door, all ready for the third-leg boogie, and we're sitting there playing Monopoly."
- B.P. Fallon, former Led Zeppelin publicist, in the December 1994 issue of "Vox".
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