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A mid-sized regional airport, a little bigger than La Guardia, located in Ronkonkoma NY, the center of Long Island. Southwest Airlines is the most busy there, with non-stop flights to Chicago, Las Vegas, Palm Beach, Ft Lauderdale, Orlando, Tampa, Baltimore, and Nashville. American Airlines is the second most busiest, with non-stop flights to Cleveland and Atlanta. Delta has non-stop flights to Cincinatti and Atlanta. Continental flys non-stop to Boston, and US-Air flys non-stop to Philadelphia. Other small airlines come and go. There is also a flight school there, with LOTS AND LOTS of small planes (cessna, piper, beechcraft ect.), which are also rentable.
It cost less to use LI MacArthur rather than JFK or La Guardia.
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What to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.
Also, a "one way ticket to drunkville".
(should be served with complimentary condoms and 2 glasses of water)
I knew I was going to get laid when she started ordering Long Island Iced Tea.
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smelly fat hairy sausage dog, is a bad breed i do not recommend.
roy has a stinky long-hair-dachshund.
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A mysterious creature not dissimilar to a daddy long legs. Loves fortnite and being mean to meg :((
Oh look at that fine ass Danny long legs over there!
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A drink made of 1% sprite/coke and 99% of a variety of liquor. Including: Vodka, Gin, Tequila and Rum. Defiantly a bang for the buck so bottoms up!
Man I got hammered off a long island iced tea.
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Being friends with someone to the fullest extent.
Guy #1: Bruh, you think you could front me something til Tuesday?
Guy #2: Yeah bruh, but only 'cause I fucks with you the long way.
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The 2008 American Presidential election
Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.
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