suck a flying dick

suck a flying dick to tell someone to fuck off or get lost

my ex girlfriend was up in my business i told her to suck a flying dick

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suck my hog

suck my hog another way to tell someone to suck my dick a little less offensive but carries the same message

dude you stole my toy car collection

man i did not steal your toy car collection you can suck my hog

dude you cant take a joke can you

man your jokes are not evan funny you can suck my hog

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suck you dry

Sucking a dick until they cum

Bradley: How was your night with Estelle dude?
Tyler: Oh my god bro, we fucked then she said "I wanna suck you dry"

Bradley: Did she?
Tyler: Yup
Bradley: Lucky!

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suck my chops

To pour hot sauce over one's anus and lick it off.

"Jack sucked Mac's chops!"
Or
"Hey babe, wanna suck my chops?"

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suck my ass

insult, "suck my ass" means for the insultee to suck the insulter's ass. rock on.

"suck my ass jake,"
the fierce insult forces jake to cry like a girl

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Suck My Balls

Eric Cartman's favorite phrase

Mr.Garrison: How would you like to see the school counselor?!
Cartman: HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?!
Mr.Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman:Im sorry im sorry actually what i said was(speaks into megaphone): HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK...MY...BALLS? Mr. Garrison
Stan: Holy shit dude....

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suck your mother

the word a jamaican uses when they really want to offend you or *diss! you

boy go suck your mother u dirty fucker

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