Sexy Time

Sharing brownies like it's nobody business.

Person 1: SEXY TIME!!

Person 2: NOM NOM NOM

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That time of the month

An excuse used by women in order to get by with whatever they want

Zach:So Sarah whats up with you and Cody?
Sarah:...
Zach:Ummm, Sarah?
Sarah:...
Zach:Sarah?!?
Sarah:SHUT THE FUCK UP!(Sarah punches Zach in the face, Zach is on the floor bloody)
Mimi:Sarah! look what you did! I think you just killed him!
Sarah:I'm sorry, I think it's that time of the month...

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Modelo time

When it's time to link up with your homies and have a good time drinking modelo beer.

"Ayyyyy foooo, it's modelo time fooo"

Ese: "Ay vato, what time is it"
Vato: "its modelo time fooo"

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time bomb

Refering to something regretful that will happen, where the only factor preventing it is time.

The stock exchange will crash again, it's a time bomb...

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bad times

An antonym of good times.

Talking to your dad on a CB 30 years in the past to solve a murder mystery is bad times

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Crocker Time

Crocker Time is a term used to describe the time between 3:00 am til 4:00 am where sad people watch chris crocker vids on youtube and lol at them

Bob: hey Tim what times it?
Tim: 3am why?
Bob: nope its CROCKER TIME!
Tim: ZOMG!

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Cave Time

1. Man time
2. Alone time

1. Wife: "is this cave time.. or you need my opinion time?"
Husband: "Cave time"

Wife: "oh okay"

2. I need some cave time

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