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The fourth book in The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare.
The book is about one of the main characters, Clary Fray, training to become a Shadowhunter and finally having Jace Wayland after crossing a lot of obstacles in the previous books. However, things start to go wrong.
Person 1: Have you read the new Mortal Instruments book?
Person 2: You mean City of Fallen Angels? Yeah, it's great!
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Used to describe things or people that are annoyingly sweet and happy.
My thoughts about work are decidedly not happy-angel-glitter thoughts.
She's so cheerful, when she farts happy-angel-glitter falls out.
Did someone just fart? (rhetorical)
This is a humorous way of alluding to a fart that cannot be overheard when in company. It appears in James Joyce's "Portrait of the Artist of a Young Man" when a group of students are discussing various philosophical issues. One of them farts and another of the group asks him: "Did an angel speak?". It is also defined on FartNames.com as "any loud fart in church". Joyce obviously used it humorously, aware of its religious connotations.
A baseball team originally from Brooklyn, relocated midcentury to Los Angeles. Also, the arch enemy of the San Francisco Giants.
Man, those friggin dodgers fans always start fights at the game!
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shitty basketball team; used to be in San Diego; only 4 playoff berths in about 30 year history of franchise; never resign any good free agents; no playoff berths since '96; they suck ass
The Clippers owner must be retarded.
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A Catholic, Co-Ed, Private school located in Richfield, Minnesota - only two minutes outside of Minneapolis. It is a school filled entirely with white kids and the typical black kid is looked on like a wild animal - and are marveled at. The cost of tuition is currently $12,500 and increases by about 600 - 1000 dollars a year. Starting in 2007, every student gets a laptop to keep which just shows how wealthy the school is. AHA is known very much for their Boys and Girls Hockey programs who have won state 5 times in the last 12 years. The football program isn't doing so great right now, but will be in the next year. There are many exclusive drugs that only the wealthy can afford and an unbelievable amount of alcohol - even freshman are known as drunks at times. The teachers are generally good, with the exception of a few Science and Religion teachers. The school's graduation rate is 100% and 99% go onto college. The curriculum is incredibly difficult and some consider it harder than community colleges - even for freshman and sophomores. The average ACT score is around 26 and there have been several students with 35's and 36's. Students come from all over the state to go to AHA. It's feeder school is known as Blessed Trinity, which is next door, over 90% of those students end up at AHA. Other schools include: Faithful Shepherd, Annunciation, Nativity of Mary, and St. Johns of Savage. Thanks to the laptops, work is rarely done during class and students can e-mail, play games, facebook, and shop online all day. AHA is better than Edina Public School - though they think they are better - we ALL know that they are just another PUBLIC school and can't compete with our money, status, and class.
Guy # 2 "... I have to sit next to that black kid in my class"
Guy # 1 "oh you mean travis, or madeline?"
Guy # 2 "madeline, how'd you know?"
Guy # 1 "there's only 4 in our grade..."
Guy # 2 "there's still that many?!?! we better come to school armed."
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Edina Loser: Huhaha we are so much better than AHA - we've got like 4,000 kids and some money.
Academy of Holy Angels Student: Wtf. You go to public school and you think you're better and wealthier than us? You must be high - with poor drugs, I might add.
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A team that was on the verge of losing popularity and being flushed down the toilet because of struggles, but only to have that be saved by the Great One, good old Wayne. The team basically became the Edmonton Oilers years after the infamous Gretzky trade in 1988. In 1993, the team had five players from Edmonton, or more, and went on to the Cup finals.
Ever since, they have been a pretty fun team to watch, especially with guys like Avery (the dirtiest hockey player on Earth) and Roenick (hilarious man who has starred in sitcoms and gambles off the ice, and did a chicken dance). They have been in and out of the playoffs. Hockey games are continously sold out in L.A., and California for that matter.
L.A. Hockey Fan #1: Hey man, I turned on my T.V.. I realized that our Los Angeles Kings are in the finals against the Habs.
L.A. Hockey Fan #2: Well, no kidding! Gretzky, Huddy, Kurri, McSorley. That's four former Edmonton Oilers who built a dynasty in the 80s!
L.A. Hockey Fan #1: Yeah, the kings sure did jack the shit out of the Edmonton Oilers.
L.A. Native #1: Not only are the Lakers and Dodgers a hit here in Los Angeles, but what about those L.A. Kings?
L.A. Native #2: Yeah I was watching them play last night. Sean Avery was chirping everyone on the other team as always. J.R. started dancing on the ice after the game.
L.A. Native #1: Well, then. Let's go buy tickets for the next home game!
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