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Its buy your girlfriend a pregnancy testing kit day, the day where all boyfriends buy their girlfriends a pregnancy testing kit.
K- hey boo its 24th april, lemme buy yo a preganews
N- awww i would love that
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National Send A Booty And Tit Pic Day
Hey baby it’s April 28th
Oh ok here
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The baddest bitches are born on this day. They run the world by every foot step and everyone admires them. They can never commit to a serious relationship though. They just bounce around but at least people envy them.
Have you met her/him they were born on April 2nd
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its hitler's birthday dumbasses n if u go out n get high that day and celebrate you are a motherfucking neo nazi
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Reverse bukkake. When several women stand over a man, and squirt onto his face. The man must keep the ejaculate on his face and be humiliated.
Did you see "See Her Squirt 281"? 5 girls gave a lucky bastard an april shower.
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The kind of girl you walk in on pegging your dad. She’s half his age and doesn’t miss a balls deep stroke as she asks if you would like to join them.
Walked in on this dirty April freek giving it to my dad last week. Haven’t been able to sleep since. Probably need therapy.
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April 11th is the day the most determined, smartest, self centered people are born. 84% of all people born on this day only think about them selves!
Boy-I'm so amazing everyone loves me
Girl-no one likes you
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(Girl go talks to other boy)
Girl-what's his problem
Boy- April 11th
Girl- ohh
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