Carnivorous equivalent of cream of the crop.
"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"
"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."
Someone that plays roblox but doesn't have robux
Person 1: bro how much robux
Person 2: nigga I don't buy that shit
Person 1: damn your a brown bacon
Gay men utilise a gag reflex technique while enjoying anal sex. The receiver swallows a piece of bacon on a string, the giver pulls the string on the point of ejaculation so the receiver gags and clenches their ring piece to enhance the moment or even delay the spurt. Rarely used between heterosexual couples.
Aaron was about to cum and did the bacon tug, John crimped his ring so hard it clamped down tight on Aaron's cock.
The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..
Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.