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a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. The old king gave the same stern warning to each of his children: Heed not the endless tripe of the Distraction Beast in yonder wood lest ye lose all good sense and spend your final days with him in stupor - for no sensible man will come to your aid.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
A Thashing Beast is a creature that no human can take on. They take the form of tall white males from the South African region. They will bear hug you until you can't breathe, whilst laughing at a rocket league joke. A Thashing Beast is a scary monster whos only weakness is a poor attention span.
"Oh shit look, its Thashing Beast, he's coming right at us"
"Quick show him a minecraft meme"
n. a person who is very very high on marijuana; particularly one who is thoroughly and obviously enjoying his or her high.
"Chyeaha bro you're such a sneaked beast!"
"Dude, look at Jack. He's such a sneaked beast right now."
A slimy creature that will destroy anything in its path.
A Grease Beast will have a 3ft Penis as well
A Grease Beast attacked the farm last night.
Coolest group chat on Kik, created by the lovely, one and only Vanessa!
Raegan beast, also known as Justin bieber or lil xan became big on the app called Grindr and of course the most gay app ever, musical.ly.