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Having a powerful erection upon succeeding in something one passionately wants to.
After I beat my roomate in a thrilling triple overtime game of madden, I experienced quite a throbbing and persistent win boner.
The act of becoming so sexually aroused by food that it leads to immediate diabetes.
The cake that Angela made was so good, it gave Peter a diabetes boner.
A man who tried to make a reservation yet couldn't decide if it was the 17th, 22nd, 23rd, or 27th.
who was last seen trying to warn people of a sandwich puppet master named Jim welsh
"yo bro, did you hear about the disappearance of Mark Boner?"
"yeah bro i wonder if the sandwich guy was caught though"
To have a sudden urge for Chinese food
"Dude I have a major panda boner"
When you're nipples are fully erect.
"Honey are you cold you have titty boners".
Sexual arousal to the highest degree in situations where it would not be comfortable nor appropriate.
A very attractive woman walked into the office, I looked at her and got a strong boner. I was embarrassed (but exited).
When your girlfriend or boyfriend is cute and affectionate it gives your feelings a boner.
Oh my god Mikayla, you are so cute. You just gave me a feelings boner.