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A pain in the ass that literally nobody likes
teacher: read a book
student: YOU MONSTER!
Book is another word for 'COASTER'
You use books to make sure that when you place your cup on a wooden surface, you don't ruin the wooden surface.
Joe: Yo Mark, can I leave my cup on your beautiful wooden table?
Mark: Yeah, but use a book!! I don't want you runing my table!! It's beautiful!!
Usually the thing people read when their either bored or it’s a “hobby”
James: Hey dude have you read the Harry Potter books yet?
Mark: What’s a Harry Potter, I play video games
a wonderful thing you can use to escape the harshness of reality. not are books are wonderful, but the ones that are are better then life itself. books are to be read, they are not fire kindling.
on a rainy day, all I need is a coffee, a sweater, and a good book.
get sober, off the internet, and go read a book.
Kevin, stop playing Exy and go read a book.
Headphones and shield in one for masters of the art
Please note: Books can be used by others but only true masters can obtain the skill of blocking out noise and people only by reading
Friend: “hey! What is your book about?”
Friend: “helloooo.”
Me: “what?”
Friend: “ i said what is your book about?”
Me: “oh sorry the bad guy komitted suicide because he was forced to
Friend: “yeah great bye.”