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A superficial crush on someone you barely know; a stranger crush.
I've never even talked him, and I don't know anything about him, but he's gorgeous. I have such a Hollywood crush on him!
July 1st National post your crush day
When you like a guy/girl and your friends, normally all but one are, against the idea of you being together for no reason, if any, their idiot ones
Girl 1: *dreamy sigh* we’re so perfect together, we’re literally gonna get hitched
Girl 2: yeah I can see that
Girls 3,4,5: omg he’s so bad and dumb and not worth it
Girl 2: ignore them, they just think it’s a unfavorable crush
Girl 1: yeah...oh well
When you find someone attractive and can see yourself doing intimate things with them.
You see how Lisa was looking at me? She must wanna get crushed!
When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller
My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing
(noun) Synonym of Agent Orange, a chemical used predominantly by the U.S. during the Vietnam war.
Coined by R.E.M. in 1988 in their song “Orange Crush”.
“I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush.”
When you spit carrots into a gingers mouth
"Orange Crush? I did that to Pat once."