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Lake douche

The act of getting water blasted into ones pussy while have sex in the lake!

"Billy Banks gave Nicole G. the lake douche last night."

by blax555 August 05, 2014


Douche Captain

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

by giber1 November 25, 2008


Disposable Douche

A co-worker who is a douche and is also so completely useless that they are considered disposable.

That Brett guy is always so Jolly, but he's a Disposable Douche

by ohio sailor January 15, 2009


Lady Douche

Its basically a stereotypical douche bag, but in lady form. Otherwise known as a kayla park, walking around like she's all that AND a bag of chips

She put on her lady douche glasses and was hoping to get it in tonight, because she knows she can.

by kayfaye29 May 02, 2011


Douche Powder

Mix this with water and presto! You have yourself douche. Can also be used as an insult.

My wife is cheap, so she buys douche powder.

You are nothing more than a speck of douche powder.

by GG January 23, 2004


douche bag

a real jerk -- a poker donkey

jgw555 is a real douche bag

by ima dumas December 14, 2007


urban douche

adj, <uhr-ben dew-shh>

An urban douche is someone who uses urban dictionary to define everything that they misunderstand. Usually they "copy and paste" the definition straight from urbandictionary.com into their reply.

Person 1: "wait what's a peacoat"

Urban Douche: "Wow here...
pea coat 39 up, 9 down

buy pea coat mugs, tshirts and magnets
Pea coats are a style of double breasted overcoat which have recently become associated with scenesters. Wearing one may garner scene cred. Traditionally navy blue.
At a concert I attended recently, pea coats and tight jean were the preferred attire."

Person 2: "You're such an urban douche"

by kidsdontstandachance March 15, 2010