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waking up in the morning having a sore head a mouth like a badgers hole and having bloody knuckles. praying that you fell but having a vague recollection of punching somebody in the face.
fuck man i was so pissed last nite i think i smacked somebody i punch drunk some dick.
yesth assthole it wasth me.
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A person who’s nothing but a nuisance and a disgrace to society. They’re bitter, usually shit faced and always want to steal stuff from you whether it’s physical or some sort of energy.
Billy is a bitter drunk pirate, he won’t stop making me miserable.
Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.
I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.
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Drinking a large quantity of hard liquor in such a short time that you instantly go from sober to on the floor. This refers to the wrestler Ric Flair and his act of acting normal after taking a beating, only to suddenly fall flat on his face.
"Man, I drank so much Jager last night, I got Ric Flair drunk. Then some fucker lumberjacked me."
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When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.
Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.
When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.
"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."
To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."
"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."
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