when two people attack eachother's feet with their own feet.
"woah dude look at that dog fight!"
"that's just footsie bro"
When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.
"My vagina is all scratched up from the last kangaroo fight. What a good time!"
When 2 Jeff’s are friends they don’t fight
The closest person next to you is Jeff, Jeff’s don’t fight each other it’s in the law book
You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.
Adam and Tommy had a baguette fight yesterday. It was funny and messy at the same time.
A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.
I was face fucking this girl and she started an Alabama Lobster Fight with me.
While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.
Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug
Heavy ejaculation from a woman's vagina.
" we where fucking, she had those fire fighting squirt(s) and I slipped on the linoleum."