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A social media website that only a few people use unironically
"Remember Google+...oh okay then"-Google
When you use google to diagnose yourself because you just don’t know what you’re suffering from and you’re afraid your doctor will brush it off like it’s nothing. Obviously not a good idea because you’ll get diagnosed with Cancer, Tumours, Multiple Sclerosis, and CTE (The very thing that Chris Benoit had).
Person: Dude, I searched up my symptoms and google told me I have CTE!!!
Other person: Ah, I see you visited Dr Google. And no, you dont have CTE.
short answer: rule34.xxx
long answer: rule34.xxx
X: I found the source of that image on Green Google
Y: oh god no...
When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.
Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.
The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)
Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick