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Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.
AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!
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When you see something on the internet thats made by satan its self
Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire she has duper big dicks on her nipples that are shitting and licking her
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n. a general exclamation used whilst bewildered
(a variation on holy testicle tuesday!)
guy 1 - dude, did you just see like 50 asian guys in tuxedoes walk into T.G.I Fridays just now?!
Guy 2 - Holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!
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HOLY SHIT I LOST MY PANTS THIS CAT IS SUCKING ON TITTIES
A very large plump albino dwarf. Who’s favorite activities involve eating kids, taking part in family barbecues, and baptizing babies for a little too long.
John: No! It’s The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine! I’m going to die!
The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine: Do the Thug Shaker ©!
Montage videos of a YouTuber named BDWJ 19-- that sees many spots, moves and flies that wrestlers done to make him impressed.
Johnny: Moves that made me go HOLY SH!t is awesome.
Randy: Eat that.
YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????
Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
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*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!
Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*