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A Spider that sometimes takes the form of a human. A Very rare breed of spider that can also acts alot like a kangroo. Very Deadly and can kill you with one single kick or bite. They are rumored to be located in Michigan.
"Wow look its a Human Black Widow Spider that is reading"
"Is that a good book Human Black Widow Spider"
"Man that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend twitches alot"
"Why is that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend raping another person"
A movement that seeks to promote and make legal for a human to marry an animal.
Support the human animal marriage movement.
The future of mankind.
Syborg humans willl one day overtake this planet.
My mom caught me masturbating for the first time. I was in second grade. I was sitting on my bed. curiously touching my penis. My mom walked in the room and saw. She sat down next to me on my bed where I was fapping. With my penis still out, she started to have some sort of parental conversation with me. She was confusing me, with such weird talk about "condoms" or whatever she called it. She smirked softly, then she put her hand on my dick. I was scared and confused. I've only seen these kinda things on television. She then told me "sh, everythings going to be all right. I was pretty nervous. She started to slowly stroke my dick, as I moaned quietly under my breath "mom.." As she increased her speed slightly, my dick started to twitch. I accidentally peed on mom. "Why is my pee white" "this is called cum, sweetheart. It's what happens when you see a very pretty lady, and she touches you here." Mom lays me on my back. "Hush dear, its going to be alright" She takes her pants off. She then removes her panties. "This is a vagina. Its what you put your peepee into." Before i knew it, i was fucking mom. "Oh my gosh, mom, this feels so amazing!" "Oh yeah, right there, cum in my pussy OHH" her hips started to furiously sway against my dick "Ohh mom, im cumming!" "OHHHH"
birb: *shitposts some Group Sex//Inbred Humanity lol*
me: ok you fucking ass of a child
everyone else: ok you fucking ass of a child, u still cute tho uwu
The best contender for 2022's GOTY
Me: Hey what should GOTY be?
You: Dying light 2 Stay Human 100%, best release yet