Budget cut bathrooms

"budget cut schools" which the bathrooms are disgusting. Weird, undescribable things happen. Everyone complains about what the hell goes on in there but the culprit is never found. Tends to always smell vulgar. Incidents include: used tampons and pads strewn across the floor, poop not in the toilet, inspiring quotes written on toilet paper with mean remarks next to it, toilet paper EVERYWHERE, broken locks, leaking toilets, clogged toilets, no soap, pubes on toilet seats, urinals have poop, and period blood written on mirrors. These bathrooms largely exist in the Southern California area.

"Dude I had to go to bathroom so badly but I decided I wouldnt because the stall was a budget cut bathroom straight out of a Jackass Movie."

I'm pretty sure the entire school is sick because no one can wash there hands in the budget cut bathrooms.

I would only switch from El Toro to a private school because at least they have seat covers!

Cut Lunch

Something that is said after farting

ahh... Cut Lunch....

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Cut Off at the Pass

To be denied access to the crapper when your fit to burst. On entering the toilet with bungles right arm busting to get out, only to discover the only cubicle is already occupied. Leave

Man I can't believe it I was holding a 2lb turd in the locker only to get cut off at the pass

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cut of your jib

An old sailor's term for one's intangible qualities. Often judged on first impression.

I've taken a fancy to the cut of your jib and I'd like you to accompany me on the voyage.

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Cut off - traffic

Intentionally blocking a driver's access to his desired lane.

You are cut off - traffic -wise, when you notice that the lane you're in is slowing and the lane beside you is clear, you put on your blinker but the son-of-a-two-bit-thief-whore behind you accelerates and pulls around without signalling.

He has thus "cut you off" from your rightful place in traffic, since inevitably the cars behind him will follow his example and you are hopelessly stuck in the slower lane.

***This is not to be confused with purely idiotic driving. There are many situations where slower moving traffic moves into your lane ahead of you. This may cause you to be cut off by those behind you, but the act of getting in front of someone who is going faster than you is not so malicious as it is plain idiocy.

Please, use this term correctly. There is a special place in hell for people who intentionally cut off other people when clearly that person wanted to use the next lane as well.

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Cut and Paste Activist

A recent phenomena that has increased with the popularity of Facebook where individuals who used to mail out chain letters can now show their friends how much they "care" by simply cutting & pasting a status update about a hot political or social issue. It is clear that this person really cares based on the "effort" dedicated to the cause. God forbid they actually volunteer some of their time or donate a few bucks to the cause - no they've made the ultimate sacrifice of select, copy & paste & we're all better thanks to their efforts.

The whole Casey Anthony verdict has the Cut and Paste Activists going bat shit crazy on Facebook.

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upper-cut-me

(verb) Term used to ask someone to contact you by phone, e-mail, etc...

Upper-cut-me later we'll go burn that shit..!

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