Someone who has ascended past the normal level of peen through enlightenment and in turn is the leader of the peens
Thomas is a Peen God
He is the most powerful being in the universe
I wish i was more like Yaakov the god
The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.
Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
A person at a Shooting range or gun shop Who has self proclaimed or mythical experience with firearms, Ammunition, Self defense, Concealed carry, Combat Etc. A Range god feels an exigent need to express their Often unwanted opinions, A range god often uses commentary to embarrass their victims into believing that they have no experience. Most of a Range god's experience comes from video games or television.
Not to be confused with a Mall ninja
Bro:1 Oh no! Bro:2 What? Bro:1 here comes the range god!
The Pope.
His holiness, second in command.
Vice God is visiting the United States this week.
If god is every thing then he may also be a man or a male squirl
God is a man, I agree