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My girl wouldnt give me a Blow Job last night, so after she left i just Bo J'd my self right there in the living room.
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"Oh shit, here comes the j-po, get in the car man, we're out"
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Involuntary jittering movements brought on after inhaling, ingesting (sometimes even just breathing) something. This acts to heighten the enjoyment of said 'something', but can often lead to a life of being laughed at brought on by the comical nature in which it is performed.
Nat: *takes a sip of green tea*
Chad: *also takes a sip.. then J-Jitters*
Nat: GRRRR.... *punch*
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An absolute cretin of a being, with fucked up fingers and eyes, and isn’t a functional member of society. Should be put down Old Yeller style if you see him.
Look at that J-Money over there, such a fucking cripple.
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He is a member of BTS he is just the sun in of its self and dancer raps and sings like an angel and has the looks of a bad wrecker
Nicknames: Hobi J-horse J-nope
J-hope:*smiles*
Me:*blocks my face from J-hope ( sun ) though the screen*
Random person: who's that
Me:*shows the screen to her*
Random person: I think I'm blind now
Me:*pats shoulder*
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To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .
"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."
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When a man loves his woman so much, he is willing to compromise on that day of the month. First, the dong is used to ravage her booty hole, and upon pulling out, the man's bell-end(penis head) is covered in a peanut butter substance. He then proceeds to mash his wanker into the jelly-filled period cooter, thus creating a perfect mashup of peanut butter and jelly in between two slices of ass.
My side piece has been on her period for the past week, but it's okay since I was able to make a delicious PB&J between her enormous bum cheeks.
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