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To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.
Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.
There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
(after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow" by a British noble)
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
To revoke or inhibit the ability to enjoy one's day. Comes from the idea of taking away someone's balls who uses them to have fun.
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I'm being ball-jack (ed) right now, my Minecraft mods just won't work!
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The action in which guys shake the excess urine off of their penis after urinating.
I hope you did not forget to do your Jack Flapping
(this was Made by Jarryd Hardam)
When a dirty prostitute or meth whore whips your dick out at the bus stop on a blistering cold winter day and gives you a vigorous down n dirty hand job for $5.
I was waiting for the downtown express the other morning when I got Yukon jacked. It was freezing but her hand was really warm. I think she was tripping.
That knobhead who goes to the park with you and your mates, yells wogwan at every person there, then gives himself brain trauma with an inanimate object.
Person1: Did u hear about that fucking kid
Person2: The one who tried to look cool by running up a skateboard ramp then fucking smacking his head into it
Person1: Yeah lol, what a Marvel Jack. He can’t read or write anymore
When somone else is slipping the D to your girl.
I’m pretty sure I’m getting cat jacked.
Rachel is a whore. I knew I was getting cat jacked.