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When multiple people help one male masterbate
Girl number one put ur finger up my ass,girl number two suck my tip,girl three go harder! You guys are good at team jerking
n. The act of masturbating while simultaneously crying in an attempt to cheer yourself up.
"Did you hear that Danny got caught cheating on her?"
"I'm sure he had a guilt jerk over it"
"Sure.."
An insult said by Todomatsu to Choromatsu after Oso said that he would steal his dirty magz without asking.
Oso: Well if you wanna go there who’s the one who took this douche’s dirty magz without even asking?!
Choro: *sweats nervously*
Totty: What!? Hey Jerk master general that’s kinda vile
such as Destroy Dick December. but CHANGES...
every hour the clock ticks is a fap...
like...
12. 12 FAPS
1. 1 FAP
2. 2 FAPS.
etc...
This demonstrates how are gods created.
Just btw if you didn't fap at example 2 pm you should fap 2 extra times at 3 pm
A. Did you try DDD?
B. Hell Yeah! and also i'll reinforce it in Just Jerking January
C. oh boy... may god be with you
When a rule 34 artist jerks off to his own art
“My guy, you be art-jerking to your own art so you can’t say anything”
When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
The act of sprinting before an orgasm to see how far you can run.
I broke my Olympic Jerk record of 10 feet!