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Jerk around

To screw around/procrastinate.

You go to the park to jerk around before leaving because your bored.

by Slack and wack April 9, 2024


Dry Jerking

When a girl wants to act like she's down, but hasn't decided she's going to "give it up", she will dry jerk (fondle a man's dick, balls, or asshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.

She was dry jerking me with her shoes still on so she could decide to run out the door.

by Lordofthefrat August 10, 2016


Jerk test

One who is a jerk but more jerkier.

Jason is being a jerk test today than ever before.

by Mitchie Pants June 17, 2011


Jerk Jousting

Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.

Hey Jerry, want to go jerk jousting with me?

by MrSyde December 18, 2019


link jerking

The practice of making someone go to your website just to go to some other website.

Go to cnn.com and we will provide you the link to Google. You've just been a victim of link jerking.

by Strausy November 12, 2009


switch jerking

When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.

My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.

by Bug daddy pimpmaster flash April 27, 2017


schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 21, 2024