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When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance
Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!
Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
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goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments
wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!
When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.
Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!
I snuck up behind that bitch and gave her a jizz willy.....for the win!
Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.
Not another jizz infection. Not gonna sleep with another man forever!
The annoying odour women get down there is caused by a change in pH balance from semen entering her vagina.
She wont without a condom or she'll have to deal with a fresh jizz infection afterwards.