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When a woman has been screwed over by so many men that she decides to give other women a try and finds out that women are awesome in bed.
Hey girl! So I heard you are a Lesbian now?
Yep, my curiosity killed the cat!
they should build a statue of the guy who killed hitler
October 13th is international kill a pedophile day.
Billy:what day is it
Tom:International kill a pedo day
Billy:God I love American holidays
Direct quote from the 1993 film "Sandlot". After being asked by Ham Porter if he wanted a s'more, Scotty Smalls replies several times with the question, "Some more what?". After his frustration grew with Scotty, Ham replies with, "You're killing me Smalls." This phrase is commonly used to express discontent or frustration towards a person.
Joe: "Hey Scott, can you pass me another Budweiser?"
Scott: "Actually dude, I just finished the last one."
Joe: "... You're killing me smalls."
24-25 April! The day when it's legal to kill anyone who participates in the National Rape day or dares to make a joke about it! Kill your rapist friends, strangers and anyone you know is a rapist!
Kyler: Did you know today is National Rape day? I think I might join in
Jennifer: It's also National Kill Rapists Weekend, I might join that!
A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."
*watches "E.T. (Cover) Katy Perry..." on YouTube*
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
I don't see any purpose in life and am completely socially inept, I want to kill myself.