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curiosity killed the cat

When a woman has been screwed over by so many men that she decides to give other women a try and finds out that women are awesome in bed.

Hey girl! So I heard you are a Lesbian now?
Yep, my curiosity killed the cat!

by Cheezy47 August 05, 2014


the guy who killed hitler

a hero

they should build a statue of the guy who killed hitler

by mydadownsmicrosoft February 15, 2018


International kill a Pedo day

October 13th is international kill a pedophile day.

Billy:what day is it
Tom:International kill a pedo day
Billy:God I love American holidays

by Cr647 October 11, 2021


You're killing me smalls

Direct quote from the 1993 film "Sandlot". After being asked by Ham Porter if he wanted a s'more, Scotty Smalls replies several times with the question, "Some more what?". After his frustration grew with Scotty, Ham replies with, "You're killing me Smalls." This phrase is commonly used to express discontent or frustration towards a person.

Joe: "Hey Scott, can you pass me another Budweiser?"
Scott: "Actually dude, I just finished the last one."
Joe: "... You're killing me smalls."

by AyeMurr June 01, 2011


National Kill Rapists Weekend

24-25 April! The day when it's legal to kill anyone who participates in the National Rape day or dares to make a joke about it! Kill your rapist friends, strangers and anyone you know is a rapist!

Kyler: Did you know today is National Rape day? I think I might join in
Jennifer: It's also National Kill Rapists Weekend, I might join that!

by Robbie Chatterley March 20, 2021


Kill it Before it Lays Eggs

A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."

*watches "E.T. (Cover) Katy Perry..." on YouTube*
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

by DameonDice April 15, 2012


I want to kill myself.

What do you think it means?

I don't see any purpose in life and am completely socially inept, I want to kill myself.

by Dras June 18, 2016