lily pedro

When you have massive nipples and just over all ugly af

“fucking hell you look like lily pedro today!!”

Lili sips

The act of motivating others to drink, while only taking the smallest sips known to humankind and going immediately afterwards to bed. Still, everyone loves her, because she tried.

Stop doing these Lili sips, we have to go to the club.

lily flip

the combination of prescription drug pregabalin (lyrica) and mdma (molly/ecstasy).

both drugs are known for their tingly waves of euphoria, good mood, & increased chattiness of the user. they have a synergistic effect when combined. lyrica reportedly dulls the unpleasant “speedy” side effects of MDMA. some users may experience “glowy” vision, or even closed-eye visuals.

etymology: Li (LYrica) - Ly (molLY) flip.

typical dose: 100mg MDMA + 200mg Lyrica

“sorry, i can’t go out tonight. i’m lily flipping with my gf. we’re going to process our trauma.”

lily aurand

Basic Bitch who pulls all the guys

Lily Aurand is what all the guys want

Stalker Lili

Stalker Lilli, sie ist überall,
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.

Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,

Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...

Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,

Doch manchmal ist es schwer...

(Chorus)

In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,

Sie tut uns kein gefallen...

(Chorus)

Girl 1: ugh she is so annoying and always texts me.

Girl 2: yeah she is such a stalker lili.

lily j

a drop dead gorgeous girl, with a rockin body! I would let her kiss me anytime!

lily j is a hotness gelatinous

Lily J

Lily J is a really funny girl. She can make anyone happy when they are sad. Everyone should have a Lily J in their life to cheer them up. She’s a really cool friend

Hehe

Hey, you should become friends with Lily J , she’s AWSome