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Sparx maths

Literal torture and waste of fucking time to the point you're up at 3am on a school night making up for the time lost doing it. Created by a worse descendant of Adolf Shitler. Anyone who says they like it is either lying or brain dead. Actually makes me appreciate Hegarty for once.

Fuck Sparx maths

by whoopsigotanexistentialcrisis! May 18, 2023


Sparx maths

The embodiment of hell. I would not wish this shitty punishment upon even my worst enemy. Help me- no sparx is very good yes i love it. (HELP MY TOES ARE BEING CHOPEED OFF) yes i am getting so smart for saying 1+1=3 mhm mhmmmmm (HELP PLEASE NOT A DRILL)

Sparx maths is dogwater
ong bro ong

by Aesodynx May 21, 2023


Sparx Maths

the definition of hell, made by someone who likes hates happiness. The bookchecks are unnesecary and the voices that they have to explain things sounds like theyre gonna cry. They think working in Amazon is a wet dream.

Person 1: bro, did you just hear?
Person 2: nah, what?
Person 1: the creator of Sparx Maths just died
Person 2: yip

by Chiknbiscuit November 7, 2023


sparx math

motivation to die

"i fucking hate sparx math"

by ritotototo July 3, 2023


Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.

Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*

by Jimboandtheunconsentsualfinger May 21, 2023


Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.

Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.

by Numerati August 4, 2024


Math in Public

Forgetting even basic arithmetic when forced to calculate in public. A situation usually exacerbated by the lack of a calculator or presence of authorities on the subject.

John had to explain his reasoning in Econ class and managed to triple the price in the example. Math in public gets real fast

by Wags86 January 18, 2022