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Having the capability of breaking the the laws of physics, in everything you do, in the most ironic way possible.
Mike D. Myers--Playing mini golf, getting the ball stuck on a hill, without a flat top.
when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.
Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.
A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool
Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen
It’s when you grab a 2L Fiji along with 4g of magic mushrooms.
Yo Tyler’s crazy, he said he was some wild things after doing the Mike Tyson Challenge.
when your buddy hits a dukie blunt and gets high as a kite
bro tom was high mike wazowski last night.
My boy Mike is a term for a sugar daddy. A Mike is usually more geared toward emotional support rather than financial aid. Mikes often are lactating and their milk is delicious.
"Who is that older guy you've been hanging out with lately?"
"Oh that's just my boy Mike."
When 4-8 homeless faggots get in the back of a Prius and analy rape each other.
Yo homie lets dirty mike and the boyz each other.