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A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.
Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.
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a cover up; instead of saying jesus christ when mad. said by people who do not curse.. usually really religious people.
said fast in a husky old man voice
"cheeze n' rice, im out of cigarettes!"
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Late Night Whack (LNW)
A vigorous, yet relaxing, masturbation session performed by a lonely male after returning from a night out of failed attempts to pursue the pink taco.
Damn dude, I was trying so hard to fuck Jessica last night after we left the bar, but I have no game. I just went back to my place to throw on some porn and crank out an L. N. Dub.
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When you are around racists you use this ingratiate yourself as a superior racist, (See Vaush Vs racists)
"In what instances is it ok to say the n-word?"
"Personally, I was quarrelling with Hitler I used a tactical n-word to put him in his place"
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When "spooning" with a woman, you "slip" your penis in her vagina. #DS
I pulled the "spoon n' slip" with my wife on the couch last night.
In an attempt to be inconspicuous, A man's go to move under a generously-sized sofa blanket should be ol' fashion "spoon n' slip".
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Consenting to gay sex acts in exchange for Arby's.
"I didn't know Pat was gay!?!"
"Oh, he's not. But Glenn showed up with some Arby's, so he gave him the ole 'beef n cheddar' !"
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For a man or woman to be so embroiled in the sexual act that they effectively lose all orientation and instead visually experience all things as a prolonged flurry of phallus and testes.
That little hook-up with Melina last was full-on cocks n' balls.
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