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A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.
“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day”
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s”
A person who professionalizes in appraisal of shoes
I studied fashion in college to become a shoe appraiser
Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
Look at them Boris shoes man
-Have you ever regretted something?
-There are bloodstains on my cinderella shoes!
One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.
"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."
This urban derivative of the classically weird scottish pastime involves unlacing your shoes so that they rest loosely on the foot and then kicking them towards hard-to-reach objects such as "on top of cabinet" or "directly under park bench"
Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.
Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.
A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.
"We met at the westlake center and enjoyed some starbucks followed by some panda express, but even these delights did not sate our thirst for adventure. We dismayed briefly upon discovering we posessed no footbag, but our melancholy did not last long, as a raucous game of 9-hole shoe golf immediately began.
To sit in your basement and sniff your own farts and sometimes shit if you shart
Yo where’s Derek?
He’s down in the basement. Don’t go down there, he’s high doing a shoe gaze.