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A nickname used for insulting people. Known in the hood as a *******. You could also call them a **** or ************
Julia a.k.a. sparkly shorts, favorite pokemon is pollywhirl.
James is a batty boi who like balsamic vinegar and bread
Batty boi is thy very short person
The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.
Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
Someone that is very predictable.
<You can see whats coming.>
Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."
Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."
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To work for US Foods and have all your deliveries be short on product. (This is a everyday occurrence)
Roy says Hey Steve how’s your day going why are you at will call, I got sanduskied again. Justin chimes in and says truck short? Steve says yes sir.
Someone who complains about being bored but also has dozens of things to watch from friends recommendations alone.
Friend: There’s nothing to do, I’m so bored.
Me: You could watch RWBY. Or Transformers Prime. Or The Clone Wars. Need I go on, you short doge?
Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.
Haydn has short man syndrome.