Grease Dry

when a woman lays out in the sun after being cum on and the cum acts like tanning oil, heating up and burning the skin. She then has minor burn lines(not tan lines) of the outline where she was came on.

My girlfriend was grease dried after we had sex yesterday morning.

I made her do a grease dry for me to suit my fetish.

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dry bones

when you are tugging your meat but don't use lube

after a hard day working at the mines, wario decided to go dry bones

Dry Caesar

Any non-lubricated sexual act so depraved that one ought not describe it publicly.

I wanna dump her but damn I never had a Dry Caesar so good!

dry starfish

The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish

Green Dry Grass

A Street Term I Made Up For Marijuana

Dude Go Get Us Some Green Dry Grass I Wanna Get High

dry mouth desert

Anything known for an abundance of thirsty hoes or dudes.

Friend 1: If I see one more, like my status if...

Friend 2: Facebook is a dry mouth desert now. Get Twitter.

Friend 1: What about Instagram?

Friend 2: Even worse. That's a ratchet dry mouth desert.

Dry Seagull

Someone who constantly complains or nags about problems but never actually does anything to solve them.

“Stop acting like a dry seagull — you keep squawking about what’s wrong but never lift a finger to help.”