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Family Guy

-A show that was funny at first but then it failed shortly after it was re-aired.

-Its creator is an asshole that treats his fans like they are nothing. Why would you treat whoever likes you like shit? Get a life Seth. Get a life. Now its mainly watched by people who laugh at whatever is used as a stupid pun.

-I'm surprised most of the faces of pop-culture havent tried to assasinate Seth.

-It is often quoted by kiddies the day after an episode airs.

Dan: Hey you remember the old episodes of Family Guy? You know, when they didn't turn to shit?

Mike: I sure do.

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I'm starting to wonder how better peoples lives would be affected if Seth died or the show just stayed cancelled.
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News anchor: This just in! Renee Zelweger just shot Seth MacFarlene in the chest six times with a 9mm pistol!

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Drake: Oh shit! I missed Family Guy last night! Could you recite the funniest moments?

Kiddie: Ok Peter won a golden ticket and he was running like that scene in Willy Wonka and he tripped and hurt his knee and went "Ah! Tssssshhhhh!" repeatadly!

Or, if this were spoken to by an intelligent person

Kiddie: Hey on Family Guy there was this part where--

Person with a brain: Yes! Peters dad died and he went to Ireland to see his real dad! I saw the episode last night on TV for the fifty-billionth time and it was the same stupid jokes over and over so I dont need to hear you repeat it over again!

by General Radec November 5, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


my guy

something that dumbass 14 year olds on this website get offended over since it's a "variation of 'my nigga'" even though it's fucking not and i just wanna talk to my bros, you might as well try to cancel all the words Dude, bro, mate, lad, etc since they can all be replaced with the n word, or "frick, shite, beach, etc", or ban the censored sign since it's hiding shit, or maybe just shut your shit covered ass up and stop being so fucking sensitive over 2 fucking words

dumbass: ugh someone "my guy" is so racist, white people just say it to be assholes since it's similar to "my nigga"
normal guy: Chill the fuck my guy out i just wanna talk to my homies wtf you getting offended for

by Hitlerisawoman July 26, 2021

38๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


mus guy

Better than a CBHS guy. More respected and well liked. Does not have to cuss in every sentence to sound cool. Owns CBHS in everything but especially in life.

I'd love to get you your coffee MUS guy. CBHS guy to MUS guy.

by Lloyd the OWL April 18, 2005

52๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot guy

someone i really want to fuck, eg billie joe or mike or tre from the hot band green day.

wow that tre is one hot guy and i'd give anything fuck him

by a TRUE green day fan November 25, 2004

115๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


family guy

a funny animated series on FOX that got cancelled, but it was never funnier than the simpsons or futurama. now that the show has been brought back to Fox, a lot of faggots watch it which ruins the show, it lacks the originality and hilarity that it first had and sucks a lot, and actually has a reason to be cancelled this time.

bill: yo did u see that new family guy episode last night

jim: no family guy sucks balls now

by mafiaman720 August 7, 2006

121๐Ÿ‘ 152๐Ÿ‘Ž


Runner Guy

We've all heard of the hockey flow and the baseball booty, but what about a runner guy? A runner guy can be one of your bestfriend and one of the weirdest people you will ever meet. A runner guy always wears the shortest shorts possible. And they're proud of it! Clothes? That's optional for a runner guy because they have a great body. Their abs are always on point, but their flow? That's different. Runner guys attempt to look like scrubs all the time. They think it's fun to wear headbands or cut their hair into a Mohawk. Or even grow it out into a so-called "Man bun". A runner guy can be one of best friends you will ever have. If a boy is giving you a problem, don't worry. The runner guy is so fast, he will hunt down any boy that messes with you. They may be a great friend, but they're not afraid to give you a hard time about everything! A runner boy is very sarcasticand honest. They don't care who's around, but they pretty much say exactly what's on their mind, always. Even though they have to run 50+ miles a week they still find time to play Ultimate Frisbee everywhere they go. Now you would think a boy with abs could get a lot of girls? Well you thought wrong. Again they can be very strange people. A runner guy thinks he has a chance with every/any girl, but then he probably has a ponytail and his chances are ruined. Basically, everyone needs a runner guy in their life.

Did you see that Runner Guy's shorts?

by MRunner16 March 11, 2016

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pulling a guy

verb. to hit on every girl possible

Look at that kid pulling a guy over there.

by benzion November 2, 2010

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