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A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.
Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.
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When u ejaculate on a girls ass, (while her butt is facing up in the air, making a bowl). After you are done, grab a spoon and scoop the liquids and feed it to her.
While having sex with her partner:
Jenny: I want u to cum in my mouth
Robert: I have a better idea, how about some chicken noodle soup
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Sex move invented by a hacker/phone phreak.
You have to have earned your red wings and have the ability to enjoy eating your own semen(jackingworld encouraged this on me).
phlux found his girl leaking menstrual blood, and requested the creamy tomato soup. He quickly ejaculated on her vagina and lapped it up with his tongue.
A variant of this move is the cream pie instead of ejaculating ON the bloody vagina.
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Just add chicken nuggets to noodles and pour some water on top.
Is that chicken nuggets noodle soup?
That must be, it looks too good
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Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up". Often said to Negroes, Hebrews, Frenchmen, and others known to make slurping noises whilst eating soup.
1)Deputy Bubba Beernut:"Zip your soup-cooler, Sambo, I'll take no sass from you!"
2)American to French waiter:"Zip your soup cooler, Pierre, I don't want snails. Bring me a hamburger, and be quick about it."
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when a guy throws up in another persons mouth then sticks his penis in the second persons mouth. first heard of in sydney, australia
i think i've had a few too many tequilas, maybe we can have a sydney soup bucket tonight?
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the juices and crust on a used sluts underwear.
I was just about to fuck this slut, but i got a look at the soup n sandwich in her panties.
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