When a woman is taking a shit while giving her man a blowjob.
My man gave me one hell of a Pipe Cleaner last night!
A pipe cleaner is a tool used to clean your penis hole
John: Hey fred can you buy some pipe cleaners for my dick?
Fred: Alright give me my money for it
When Tevin gets a strong urge to suck alot of dick
wow if only my pipe cleaner was here
When you’re in a terrible situation
Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.
Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.
“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”
“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”
One who grooms another mans genitals.
Honey, your bush is a jungle, please hire a pipe duster.