playing my violin

a phrase used to describe a sarcastic response to self pity meaning who cares.

I'm playing my violin sad song just for you.

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play the skin flute

when someone gives head

"did she play your skin flute?"

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playing hard to get

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.

She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.

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playing fuck fuck

Screwing around, wasting time; a general mis-use of time.

Jerry to co-workers: "I ain't got time to be sittin' around playing fuck fuck!"

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peco power play

when your doin your girl and you yell "IT'S TIME FOR THE PEEEEECOOOOOO POWER PLAYYY!!" like they do at the flyers games and all your friends run out of the closet and start gang banging your girl.

Beth: My boyfriend called a Peco Power Play last night.

Susie: How many were in the closet?

Beth: only 3 this time.

Susie: Jeez your lucky my boyfriend had his whole football team in his closet once.

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Dark Passion Play

The Bible followers of the Nightwish cult follow. This doctrine lists ways in which followers of the God Tuomas Holopainen live their day to day lives. If the laws are not obeyed, followers find themselves banished to the Dreamer's Hideaway, for 1001 nights, where they are made a whore for the Sailor of the Cold World. Once the wolves have arrived after the 7 days, followers plant Amaranth flowers in the Meadows of Heaven. This ritual is dedicated to whoever brings the night on the Island of Eva.

The opening ritual of any gathering on the Island of Eva is opened with the ritual decapitation of the Poet. After, followers are required to spit on the poet's grave. This ritual is said to have given birth to the Dark Passion Play.

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I want to play

A phrase said to someone of the opposite sex when telling them that you are in the mood for sexual intercourse. Synonymous with "im feeling playful" and "i want to have crazy sex with you."

guy: i want to play
girl: maybe later *winks*

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