star punch

originally created by bucket kissel and still used today... god bless his soul...
1)run behind random female
2)sock her in the back of her head with a closed fist
3)run away laughing hysterically; preferably in an annoying voice

!BOOM!
"HE HE HE HE HE HE"
The hell was that???

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floor punch

The outward emotinal expression of an emo in distress.

E. Moe got so pissed when he broke up with his gf that his floor punch broke his hand.

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anus punch

a punch straight to the big round floppy anus of caroline.

that caroline looks like she needs an anus punch!

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soccer punch

When you get "punched" (hit) in the face/head with a soccer ball

1: You okay man?
2: Yeah, I just got soccer punched in the last minute

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fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

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The Repentance Punch

To allow a woman to repeatedly punch the male sexual partner as many times as she pleases as an act of repentance from the male for all of the violence and obstacles men have created for women over the past centuries. (created by comedian Sarah O’sullivan)

Girl 1: “hey how did the fling with micheal go last night?”
Girl 2(Sarah): “Good! He let me preform The Repentance Punch him 50 times”

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Punch myself

When you are disappointed, sad, or angry at yourself. you act really silly or behave in a very cringe way. Maybe you really like someone and just can’t say it and cut off contact and act like an asshole.

I can’t believe i am so stupid…
I want to punch myself

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