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put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'

Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast

by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017


If you put 5 fingers up in a photo

You have a crazy crush on them and they are a really good skier

Omg "if you put 5 fingers up in a photo". He likes me and I’m an amasing skier

by Rangoooooo October 31, 2022


can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 24, 2021


Mini put put

When you having sex and your balls go in with it.

I was doin some mini put put last night between those legs.

by Swipedright January 14, 2017


put it down

to fuck GOOD

his dick game is crazy. he really put it down last
night

by strapqueen August 9, 2022


put a brew on

Asking someone to make a cup of tea.

I'm a bit parched are you going to put a brew on.

by Jeff theReff September 11, 2020


Put a pin in it

Another way to tell people to stop fighting/arguing and to focus on what is realy important.

Person 1 and Person 2: arguing and threatening each other
You: ,,Put a pin in it guys, we have more important things to care for right now!''

by D3str0y3r176 December 18, 2018