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We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"
When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.
A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?
Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.
Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?
Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.
Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.
Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?
Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
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WRs are kids from Wayland who act immature and idiotic. There are multiple kids of Wayland Retards:
1. People who never or rarely talk. These people also must be somewhat stupid
2. People who act at least two years younger than their age
3. People who think they’re so cool when they’re actually not
They can be either mild, medium, or bad. You say the letters WR to make sure teachers don’t notice.
Student 1: in geometry class yesterday when Mr. Smith asked the class what’s 374*17, Addler screamed 69 and started dabbing.
Student 2: Such a WR. That kid tried out for the basketball team too. He didn’t make a single layup
Student 1: Wayland Retards (WR) are so annoying
Student 2: Agreed
You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.
Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"
Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."
1. A man that's not only a huge pussy, but a fucking idiot as well. Also with the possibility of having erectile disfunction.
2.what u call some idiot you don't like
Manager: get back to work everyone
Newguy: I found a peice of paper with a smily face
Manager: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LIMP DICK RETARD!!!
Retarded duck syndrome is a disease that affects both body and mind. Its main targets are teenage girls, but adolescent figures and the elderly may suffer this as well. The first signs of this disease is duck lip poses in pictures with your friends. It then eventually moves on to duck-lip selfies as well. These photos are then posted to online sites such as facebook and twitter.Eventually, the disease begins to control you and eventually, you turn into a retarded duck.
"Hey, look at that duck splashing around in the pond."
"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."
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People who wear red MAGA hats.
The monster truck show is expected to have a lot of red hat retards in attendance.
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