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Second-cousin-five-times-removed (2C5R).
My second-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.
A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
That boy just got a 30 second microwave job
The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.
We had a great time he’s a solid 8 and hard 8s get second dates
When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.
Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"
Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"
My second great-cousin-nephew is a good boy.
My second great-cousin-nephew is a good person.
After engaging in sexual activities and ejaculating, there is a brief moment of clarity in one’s life where you see everything for what it is. This can lead people to realize that they want nothing to do with their sexual partner(s).
“After I busted my nut, the second of truth gave me a lot of clarity. I realized I hate my wife.”