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A dump so massive that it piles up out of the toilet water like an island rising up from the sea floor.
Dude, my shit island was so big, it had seagulls flying around it!
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of grain alcohol, sugar syrup, and blue raspberry flavoring. Can cause intoxication to "sneak up on you" due to the high amount of sugar increasing the alcohol's effect.
Yo'. That blue shit tasted like juice but I was so drunk when I tried to stand up, I fell on my ass.
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A serious fecal disorder. Usually happens to people after eating Mexican Cuisine. Using too much hot sauce, or holding in your shit all day.
When you have lava shits, you may experience some or all of the following:
1. A bad stomach ache.
2. Having chunky, liquid poop.
3. Said poop burns your asshole.
4. It all comes out at once, or takes forever.
5. It goes on all day.
Say you're on the phone with somebody you know. For the sake of argument, we'll call Girl A 'Melissa' and Boy A 'John'.
John: Melissa, are you there?
-----no response from Melissa------
John: Melissa?! ANSWER ME PLEASE! I AM GOING TO DIE!
-----still no response-----
--gunshots--
John killed himself, because he thought Melissa was ignoring him. When in reality, she had the lava shits and laid the phone down. John's life could have been saved, if Melissa wasn't so ashamed of having lava shit and just told him about it.
Moral of story: When you have lava shits, tell everyone.
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A frozen mass of feces frequently found in the undergarments of particularly incompetent mountaineers.
After yet another seven summits failure, Joe's tent mate suffered the added indignity of having to remove a shit glacier from Joe's putrid underpants.
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1. noun: A bag full of faecal matter, otherwise referred to as "shit"
2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of shit or merely shit no longer suffice to describe its inherent shitiness.
3. Adverb
Sometimes hyphenated, said as one word.
"Avril Lavigne is a bag of shit."
"They performed bag of shittily.
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