eminem talk

When a white person tries to talk black.

White person: Yo wuddup my nigga! You be smokin' dat weed and gettin hi my nigga?

Black person: Dude please, just cut the eminem talk...

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We have to talk

The 4 word sentence that never leads to a good conversation. Usually a good way to prepare the other for bad news.

Translations for "We have to talk":
From Boss: You're fired.
From Girlfriend: I'm pregnant, I'm dumping you.
From Parents: We know what you did.
From Friends: Pay your rent dammit.

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failed talking stage

were you was talking to someone and it dont work out at all

dang i’ve been through so many failed talking stages its fucking crazy

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talking to ones self

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.

Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?

shit talk drunk

Talking like a pompous, elitist asshole when you are wasted.

Shit Talk Drunk Guy: My job is the best in the world. My company cured aids and cancer and invented hepatitis.

Sober Guy: Sure.

Shit talk Drunk Guy: Fuck you!

shit talk

Well come on you can't figure it out?

Saying shit and other words like it useing a lot of slang usually a combination of the two defines shit talk.

Her son has no chance of keeping the family's reputation going to public school with all that shit talk.

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now we are talking

A phrase used to show that things have gotten better , more interesting or more desirable to one.

From "The Dark Knight":
-Two-Face pauses and takes out his coin-
Two-Face: -showing Joker the good side- You live.
The Joker: Mm-hmm.
Two-Face: -showing the scarred side- You die.
The Joker: Mmm, now we are talking.

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