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Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
Someone who is short a few cards of a deck. A stupid, lame reason for not passing 7th grade. "School is for fools" I wanna sleep all day. Buddy Your a "Tard". Not linked with a person with a special need or education slow learning. Absolutely Not to be used in that respect. If some does! You must Punch them. We don't pick on handicapped individuals. This is crucial to not link with RE-****. That word was deleted from Ne Vocabulary Dictionary.
Joe you Tard} you just used Chads Go-Fast on Margie's Potatoes salad. Mal will never keep up with her. Large Marg is using that Tard Mal again for a Dil'Doe! No Wonder He's Grinning Ear to Ear like Eric everyday".
A person that is madly in love with one of his friends.
Hey you know that guy Gabe he is a tard.
The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.
Person 1: "God, you're such a tard"
Person 2: "Hard to believe he doesn't have mental issues"
The traditionally (ply) wooden portion of a skateboard's base.
That dude's snapped his tard in half while trying a 720 kamikaze flip on some stairs, yo!
A shortened version of the word 'retarded'. Usually a person who is incredibly stupid. Also see retarded, frutarded, and artard.
"Don't worry if it's hard, if you're not a friggin' tard you will prevail!"
-Captain Hammer
A retard who doesn't know how to get past the first level in any game.
You fuckin tard, the mission is right there.