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someone known to be extremely cunt like
Her Cuntness has arrived!
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The labia of a woman's vagina, also a derogatory name for a woman.
Tina was being such a cunt flap the other day.
I'll bet her cunt flaps dance in the breeze.
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To do something completely awesome and like a boss doesn't work in that situation
Guy 1: I jumped out of a plane, "Like a cunt"
Guy 2: Don't you mean like a boss?
Guy 1: No. Because jumping out of a plane is awesome
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When one female or male blocks another female from getting hers.
When one female prevents another female from getting her "sexy on" or prevents her from sexualy advanceing with another.
Can be done by accident but is rarely so.
"Gal, why did you have to come up her and stand next to me and start chatting with him while I was chatting with him? You just cunt blocked me from my game."
"Hey, You blocked my cock so now I am cunt blocking you."
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what a married man needs to call his overweight wife when taking her from behind just to get off.
The first time called my wife a fat} cunt, i was so afraid but I came so hard--now it is just like her nickname. Our son loves to call her a fat cunt, too.
Most wives become fat cunts by the time they reach aged 40 and each eventually comes to accept that truth.
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Something Francis Begbie likes to say.
Begbie: Did you bring the cards?
Sick Boy: What?
Begbie: The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards!
Sick Boy: Well, I've not brought them.
Begbie: It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.
Sick Boy: I'm sorry.
Begbie: Bit fucking late, like.
Sick Boy: Why didn't *you* bring them?
Begbie: 'CAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YOU DOSS CUNT!!!
Sick Boy: ...Christ.
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The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.
James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"
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